♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF! GET THE BALL!
PEOPLE ARE CRAZY WITH THEIR CATS.
LISTEN TO THIS ONE:
SAYS HERE KING CHUCK AND QUEEN DULL OF MORATOBIA
ARE PASSING THROUGH TOWN ON THEIR WAY TO BALM BEACH...
GET THE BALL, HEATHCLIFF! GO FOR IT!
AND THEY'RE TAKING THEIR ROYAL CAT WITH THEM.
ROYAL CAT, MY TAIL FEATHERS.
WILL YOU TWO STOP PLAYING WITH THAT DANG-NAB TOY
WHILE I'M TALKING TO--
PTUI!
YOU!
[GIGGLING]
IT GOES ON TO SAY THAT THIS CAT, SIR PETECLIFF,
IS PROBABLY THE MOST SPOILED CAT IN THE WORLD.
WHIPPED CREAM FOR BREAKFAST, CAVIAR FOR LUNCH...
AND IF THIS DON'T BEAT ALL,
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT FLEABAG WECALL A CAT.
Iggy: I BET HEATHCLIFF WOULD LIKE TO BE THAT ROYAL CAT.
Grandpa: RIDING IN A LIMOUSINE...
GETTING HIS CLAWS MANICURED...
BEING WAITED ON HAND AND FOOT...
[CHOMP CHOMP]
[SLURP]
[CLANGING]
IT SAYS THE ROYAL PARTY AND THE DANG CAT
ARE BEING HONORED WITH A PARADE.
SHOWS THE ROUTE RIGHT HERE.
YEOW!
GET OFF MY HEAD, YOU OLD FURBAG!
YEOW!
[SPLAT]
Grandpa: I'LL GET THAT CAT IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
YEOW!
LIFE OF EASE, HERE I COME.
FROM NUTMEG STREET TO EASY STREET IN ONE FELL...
SWOOP.
[SCREECHING]
MY LIFE BEGINS.
YOU AGAIN, HEATHCLIFF?
OFF TO THE NUTMEG PENITENTIARY WITH YOU!
YEOW!
[ENGLISH ACCENT] MY LIFE IS OVER.
FROM NOW ON, HEATHCLIFF,
THIS HOUSE IS OFF-LIMITS!
ANIMALS BELONG OUTDOORS.
EGADS, THEY THINK I'M SOME LOCAL RUBE NAMED HEATHCLIFF.
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME!
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME.
IT JUST SEEMS AGES SINCE MY BREAKFAST KIPPERS.
I SAY, OLD CHAP,
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A SPARE MORSEL THERE?
HERE. TAKE IT ALL. DON'T BEAT ME UP.
I JUST HAD MY CLAWS FILED.
I SHOULD BE GETTING HOME,
BUT THIS PLACE HAS A CERTAIN RUSTIC APPEAL.
AND WHY SHOULD I WANT TO EXCHANGE FISTICUFFS?
THIS IS BEGINNING TO PIQUE MY INTEREST.
COME OVER HERE, YOUSE.
SIR PETECLIFF AT YOUR SERVICE.
WHOA!
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT,
BUT I SURE LIKE IT.
WHOA!
COME AND GET IT, HEATHCLIFF.
OK, OK, YOU GOT US.
TAKE THE FISH, BUT DON'T HURT US.
MUCH OBLIGED, GENTS.
NOT A BAD LIFE,
ONCE ONE ADJUSTS TO THE QUAINT LOCAL CUSTOMS.
[SLURP]
[CLINK CLINK]
YOU CAN'T GET DECENT HELP THESE DAYS.
[WHISTLES]
VERY GOOD, SIR.
THAT WAS BUTTERMILK CREAM,
HOLD THE OLIVE?
YOUR COCKTAILS AND CARP, SIR.
I WONDER WHAT MY POOR SLOB OF A LOOK-ALIKE IS DOING?
ASK ME IF I CARE.
HOW ABOUT MOVING OUT OF MY SUN, OLD CHAP?
HOW ABOUT TAKING A HIKE AT THE DOG KENNEL?
CARE TO RETIRE, LEFTY?
HOPE I WASN'T OUT OF LINE WITH THAT KENNEL CRACK.
A PEACE OFFERING, HEATHCLIFF.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SOUR CREAM AND CHUNKS OF HERRING?
I ORDERED KIPPERS AND KIDNEY PIE.
SEND THIS BACK.
LIFE WITH THESE PEASANTS IS BARELY TOLERABLE.
I SUPPOSE I SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR PASSAGE
TO BALM BEACH.
HMM, THINGS ARE SUDDENLY LOOKING UP.
HELLO, LOVE.
HI, HEATHCLIFF.
WANNA COME OVER TO MY PLACE?
WE CAN LISTEN TO SOME KAT KING COLE RECORD.
OH, OH!
THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
LEAD ON, MY DEAR.
[KISS]
AH, MY DEAR.
IF YOU WOULD BE MINE...
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS PHONY ACCENT,
BUT YOU SURE HAVE BECOME MORE ROMANTIC.
I ACCEPT.
Heathcliff: HEY, DON'T DO IT, SONJA!
HE'S NOT ME! DON'T BE A SUCKER FOR ROMANCE!
AAH!
SONJA!
COME BACK TO THE REALHEATHCLIFF!
AAH!
Butler: POOR SIR PETECLIFF.
YOU'RE HAVING A NIGHTMARE.
[PURR]
HER MAJESTY'S NOTICED YOU'RE OFF YOUR CAVIAR
AND SENT LADY AGNES TO SOOTHE YOU.
I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS--
HEH HEH-- LOVE CATSALONE.
TA-TA FOR NOW.
[ENGLISH ACCENT] YOU POOR, LONELY BOY.
WHAT YOU NEED IS A ROUSING GAME OF MAH-JONGG.
OH, COME, COME.
AGNES KNOWS BEST.
DON'T BE SHY, YOU NAUGHTY BOY, YOU.
OHH!
KEEP YOU PAWS OFF ME!
IF THAT'S YOUR WAY OF PROPOSING, I ACCEPT.
OHH!
All: SURPRISE!
EVER SINCE THAT PARADE, YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD CAT
THAT WE'VE DECIDED TO THROW YOU A PARTY.
I MUST BE LOSING MY MARBLES,
BUT YOU HAVE BEEN BETTER.
HERE-- HAVE SOME CATNIP.
I THINK THE YOUNG LOVERS WANT TO BE ALONE.
WE'LL HAVE OUR CAKE IN THE HOUSE.
WHEN ARE WE TYING THE KNOT?
I WANT MY MOTHER TO BE HERE.
SOON, MY LOVE. VERY SOON.
I LOVE SHORT ENGAGEMENTS.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE
TO JOIN THESE TWO ROYAL CATS IN MARRIAGE.
Heathcliff, thinking: I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
Agnes, thinking: THE POOR DEAR'S NERVOUS.
DO YOU, AGNES OF FELINESHIRE,
TAKE SIR PETECLIFF FOR YOUR ROYAL WEDDED CAT?
[MEOW]
AND DO YOU, SIR PETECLIFF OF MORATOBIA,
TAKE AGNES TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
FOR THE REST OF YOUR 9 LIVES?
[MEOW]
YEOW!
OH HO HO HO!
Heathcliff, thinking: A LIFETIME WITH THISBRUISER?
IF THERE IS ANYONE HERE WHO KNOWS WHY THESE TWO
SHOULD NOT BE JOINED IN CATRIMONY,
LET HIM MEOW NOW.
[MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW]
[MEOOOOOW]
SIR PETECLIFF! COME BACK!
SIR PETECLIFF! COME--
BACK HERE, YOU MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A CAT!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[WHISTLES]
Heathcliff: FROM A PALACE TO A PIGSTY.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OH, HEATHCLIFF.
TOMORROW WILL BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I WANT FOR NOTHING TO MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE.
GUESS AGAIN, BUCKO.
I'M HERE TO CLAIM WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE.
BUT WHICH ONE IS THE REALHEATHCLIFF?
I'LL GIVE YOU 3 GUESSES.
ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT BACK TO BALM SPRINGS, PAL,
COURTESY OF THE REALHEATHCLIFF.
[SIGH]
DOROTHY WAS RIGHT.
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[CATS CHANTING]
[SLURP]
Mungo: MUNGO HUNGRY.
YEAH, WANT FOOD.
Cats: MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO...
MUNGO HUNGRY,
MUNGO HUNGRY.
[CHOMP CHOMP]
[GASPS]
MUNGO BUNGO! MUNGO BUNGO!
Cats: MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO...
Wordsworth: "AN ISLAND DESTINED FOR OUR FOOL,
"AND THERE FOREVER HE WILL RULE--
MAYBE EVEN LONGER."
Riff Raff: JUST HIS DUMB LUCK.
THEY THINK HE'S THE KING,
SO HE'S GONNA LIVE OFF THE FAT OF THE LAND WHILE WE STARVE.
MUNGO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS!
Hector: SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
Riff Raff: THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE CANDO:
SAVE HIM FROM A LIFE OF IDLE RICHES.
WE FRIENDS IN NEED ARE FRIENDS IN DEED.
Hector: AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
LAND HO!
AAH!
WELL, BOYS, WE'RE ALMOST--
AAH!
Hector: THERE.
ACCORDING TO THE MAP, WE GO...
[CHANTING]
All: THAT WAY.
Villagers: MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO.
MUNGO BUNGO.
UH, ME? KING?
FOR LIFE?
MUNGO BUNGO!
OR LONGER?
GOSH. RIFF RAFF AND THE GUYS SURE WOULD BE PROUD.
THIS ISN'T GETTING US ANYWHERE.
I'M TAKING A SHORTCUT.
[TARZAN YELL]
AAH!
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GRAB THE FURRY--
VINE!
Hector: WHY?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE FURRY VINE?
AAH!
OOF!
THEY'RE ATTACHED TO FURRY,
CAT-HATING MONKEYS.
YIKES!
THIS WAY!
THERE'S ONE THING CAT-HATING MONKEYS HATE MORE THAN CATS.
WHAT'S THAT?
THE BLUE BABOON LAGOON.
ME, TOO, BOSS.
MUNGO WHO?
HUH?
HEY, HEADS UP. WE'RE MOVING!
UH-OH!
WHAT'S TO WORRY, BOSS?
ACCORDING TO THIS MAP,
THE ONLY WAY FROM THE BLUE BABOON LAGOON TO MUNGO'S VILLAGE IS...
THE DOGGONE FALLS!
YEOW!
MUNGO BUNGO.
THANKS. DON'T MIND IF I DO.
THIS IS A GREAT LIFE,
BUT I MISS THE SOUND OF MY BUDDIES' VOICES.
[PANICKED SHOUTS]
HEY, BOSS--
WHY DO THEY CALL THESE THE DOGGONE FALLS?
BECAUSE IT'S FILLED WITH...
DOGFACED PIRANHAS!
DON'T LOOK BACK. THEY MAY BE FOLLOWING US.
Hector: THEY ARE FOLLOWING US!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK BACK.
MUNGO BUNGO! MUNGO BUNGO!
STRANGERS ON MY ISLAND?
SEND THE GUARDS OFF IN DISGUISE.
SEIZE THEM!
IT'S FUN TO BE KING.
MUNGO BUNGO!MUNGO BUNGO!
[SCREAMING]
Riff Raff: SAVED.
Hector: LAND.
IT'S TOO SOON TO RELAX.
THE PIRANHA WON'T GIVE UP SO EASILY.
Hector: LOOKS LIKE THEY INVITED THEIR FRIENDS TO JOIN THEM FOR LUNCH.
COME TO OUR AID, OH, COCONUT GRENADE.
QUICK, HECTOR! MORE COCONUTS.
[SAWING]
GUESS WE SHOWED THEM.
WHOA!
HERE COMES SOME COCONUT JUICE.
All: EWW...
GUESS THEY SHOWED US.
ALAS AND ALACK, LO AND BEHOLD,
METHINKS THE PIRANHAS
ARE GETTING TOO BOLD.
QUICK-- UP THE TREE!
ME FIRST!
NO, ME!
AAH!
LUCKY FOR US WE LANDED ON THIS NICE, SOFT SPOT.
BOY, IT FEELS LIKE A LION SKIN RUG.
[ROAR]
Riff Raff: A REAL LION! RUN!
Hector: THIS WAY!
Wordsworth: I SAY THATWAY!
QUICK! WE'LL BE SAFE IN THAT BAMBOO CAGE!
[ROAR]
[WHINING]
WHEW.
YEOW!
Riff Raff: HECTOR, ARE YOU SURE WE'RE SAFE?
MUNGO BUNGO!MUNGO BUNGO!
Wordsworth: I'M TIRED OF RIDING IN A BAMBOO BUS.
PRAY TELL, RIFF RAFF, WHAT'S BEFALLING US?
WE'RE ABOUT TO BE BOILED IN CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
THERE'S GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT KING MUNGO
MUST FIRST PASS SENTENCE.
DUH, BOIL THEM.
I WANT A CHERRY ON MINE.
I LOVE THIS PART.
HEH HEH HEH.
THE BAD NEWS IS
THAT HE DOESN'T RECOGNIZE US.
AT YOUR BEHEST, ONE LAST REQUEST.
I KNOW THAT VOICE.
MAKE IT SNAPPY!
A SHOWER.
NO. NO ONE I KNOW.
NONE OF MY FRIENDS LIKES TO CLEAN OFF IN THE SHOWER.
SHOWER THEM,
AND HOLD THE WHIPPED CREAM.
MUNGO BUNGO.
MUNGO BUNGO!
HEY! IT'S YOUGUYS.
RIGHT AFTER THEY BOIL YOU WITH CHOCOLATE,
WE'LL MAKE A RUN FOR IT.
YOU FINALLY RECOGNIZED US,
YOUR HIGHNESS.
[RUCKUS]
HOLD THE CHOCOLATE.
[MURMURING]
[GASPS]
MUNGO BUNGO!
RUN FOR IT! THEY'RE ONTO US!
Riff Raff: DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD, MUNGO.
WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS.
OOF!
[VILLAGERS SHOUTING]
Riff Raff: OW!
OOH! OW!
Riff Raff: HEY, MUNGO!
WATCH WHERE WE'RE GOING!
OW!
I THINK WE LOST THE HEAD HONCHO.
COME ON, KING. YOUR REIGN IS OVER.
HEY, GUYS, IT'S GOOD TO GET AHEAD.
Riff Raff: OK, EVERYBODY. LET'S PUSH THE BOAT OUT.
[VILLAGERS SHOUTING]
Mungo: GUESS I WORE OUT MY WELCOME.
BUT WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT OUT HERE?
BECAUSE YOU HAD ALL THAT FOOD
AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE IT WITH US.
BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BOIL US
IN CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
BECAUSE WHEN YOU WERE KING,
FRIENDS DIDN'T MEAN A THING.
GEE. IS THAT ALL?
I PACKED US A LUNCH WITH CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
FANTASTIC!
OH, MY!
SAY NO MORE! ALL IS FORGIVEN!
LONG LIVE KING MUNGO!
YAY, MUNGO BUNGO!
MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO, MUNGO BUNGO...
GEE MOM, SHAG NEVER WANTS TO PLAY ANY MORE.
ALL HE DOES IS SCRATCH.
MAYBE HE'D BE MORE INTERESTED IN PLAYING IF YOU SPENT MORE TIME
GROOMING HIM. HE WANTS TO LOOK NICE, TOO.
I GUESS IT'S WORTH TRYING, MOM.
YOU KNOW WHAT, SHAG? GROOMING YOU IS FUN.
AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SO CLOSE TO MY BEST BUDDY.
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